Tuesday, April 24, 2012


Driving is a blast, or at least most the time it is. Generally, when I'm driving, I look something like this.

[working on picture for this](pic of me singing in seat)
(Yes, one of my headlights is funky) (Your skin is ... Orange? WHO'S SKIN IS ORANGE!?)
I’m sure everyone and everybody who sees me thinks I’m an idiot. But I could care less.

Sometimes Always though, people are less than awesome, like people who go 40 in the left lane on the freeway, or people who tailgate. The roads to where I work look kinda like this:
however, I could go 70 on them and still get tailgated. It’s crazy I say, CRAZY.
Anyways, I try not to let people make me dislike driving, because it really can be one of the most relaxing things ever, next to sitting beside the ocean, watching the stars, and murdering people in video games. Eating bacon and egg sandwiches is also relaxing, far more relaxing than driving, and blogging too, as a matter of fact, so I’m gonna go do that, and then get back to writing later.
I know I am.........

Heck, I’m looking at those pretty counters.... Mmmmmm...

I was looking at the wall outlet.....delicious.. THERE'S A WALL OUTLET RIGHT THERE IN THE KITCHEN!? GENIUS!!!!

A few things I’ve learned from driving are:
1. There’s always room for at least one 9001 more idiots to foul things up.
- I mean, it’s not like I’m asking much: all I want is for people to learn how to merge properly. Rather they decide to take their sweet time until the very last second and come swerving in front of me at 80 mph or think that merging at 40 when everyone else is going 60mph is a great idea. It’s as if they forgot to use brain power while driving.

- I feel like I’m watching neanderthals try to understand a pebble stone when I’m at a four-way stop intersection. No one can seem to time things right. So I go beyond the call of duty and speed up or slow down so either I’m first or I don’t have to give people’s stupidity any thought. That’s how I see things: don’t worry about other people. Just fix the problems yourself.


2. Getting lost sucks, and gps is awesome. But, GPS is for Noobs who get lost. So be a man and be lost until you magically aren't anymore.

3. You come to appreciate the car you drive
- Even when its a crap car.....It’s your crap car! BE PROUD OF IT!

- You see them.....they see you......but they’re like nope, I want to cross now, right in front of you, even though there is a crosswalk, because I ALWAYS have the right of way. Then when you skid to a stop to let them pass they either yell at you or don’t even look up to say thanks..........  >->

5. NEVER trust a Biker (Especially in Oregon) No, in fact, you guys do NOT actually own the road They think they're so cool with their tight, aerodynamic clothes and $1500 bicycles made of diamond and mythril.

I should join in on this huh? Yeah, driving is kinda awesome.. Sure, I don’t have my license yet (due to having to pay for insurance), but I’ve gotten my fair share of hours behind the wheel.. and love every moment of it!

Driving is awesome because you can drive this....

But feel like you’re driving this...

Just a little slower.....
and without turbo, luxury seats, or basically anything cool......
But you have your imagination....  ;) Imagination never got you anywhere though... :( .....Just because you don’t have imagination, does not mean you can crush that of others(Grammar correction fail - Wes). For the record, it originally said "does not mean you can crush others" ... Without the " ' "

And this ^ 
is how I park my car everyday. Not sure who the other person is, but they're probably awesome like me too. Dude, that is me, my car I was all like OMG, a free parking spot, and had to fight a grandma to get it.

^ That's Wesley's newest and most favorite form of parking. I think he said it was called "Death from Above." Makes sense considering we call him 'the albatross.' *wink* *wink*

Oh, and here's William taking a bath. He must have seen something shiny in the water. It's called fishing with style. I wanted to listen to the radio!

That's Benny in his Ferrari. He parked in the wrong spot. There is no parking in the wrong spot if you have a Ferrari.

And that's me: home in time for supper.

Well there you have it, our take on driving. Leave any suggestions in the comment below of what we should talk about next. Otherwise if you don't, we'll talk about girls next time. We all know how fun that will be! 0.o

Wednesday, March 30, 2011

Things Besides Video Games

....................Oh I got one, oh wait never mind........................................................Sports?? We talk about sports...sometimes, but barely ever, 'cause sports are boring things to talk about normally. Oh and food lots about food; sometimes about exercise and weight lifting. Well let's go to what I talk about. I talk about work, school, and golf, which is kinda work for me, but thats besides the point. Benny talks about music, lots and lots of music, along with computer stuff here and there, I also love talking about movies, and deep theological things. Theological debates are lots of fun :D. Wes is all computers, electronics, music, fixing incorrect grammar, and spelling of others (like Will) (Hey when you came in I had just done the first draft and did not go through yet), and nerd stuff :D :D :D. Same with Daniel, but Daniel is more on the gamer side of computers, which is vidio VIDEO games. Now things we talk about with each other besides vidio VIDEO games are school, school, stuff after school, stuff before school, and stuff during school. We throw in some computer stuff and work stuff in the midst of that. Well at least Daniel and I do, because we are the only ones WITH JOBS.......WESLEY.. Mr. "I'll get one next summer"......Benny at least did some summer jobs.

So yeah, basically Will is trying to say that we don't always talk about video games, and there is more on our minds besides that, and you can choose to believe that or not... As you can probably tell, it's taken quite a while to get this post out to you, and it's kinda been sitting stagnant at that first paragraph, because, quite honestly, every time we see the title we want to talk about video games. I'm hoping that by adding a little bit more I can convince the others to pitch in and make this a longer post.

So, i know Benny and myself have come across this idea and have become speechless (Thanks Will). But, we've decided that we can't hide the fact of us being either gamers or Nerds/Geeks (Take it how you define it). With this i must say, apparently this whole idea of a shared blog has become popular, some have entirely stolen the idea and given a single Tiny change to how WE do things. In short, we'll have a better topic, more interesting, and more exciting blog post for you all to chew with your eyes and minds. . . . Anything else Benny? No, I think you got it all. I didn't mean for you to write a whole paragraph though :P to sum it up in a sentence, we're all gamers, so it's impossible for us to write this post :P

Monday, January 31, 2011

Guide to Surviving School

      When the pencils are sharpened to fine points, the binders are bound tightly, and our sleep is lacking immensely, there is always room for improvements in a school day. So buckle-up your Magical School Bus seat, have an apple in hand, and be prepared for a wave of tips and tricks on surviving an average day at King's Academy.

Tip: Bring plenty of pencils. Or, just have one pencil that everyone knows is yours (But, if you lose it or it breaks, you're screwed)

Trick: Mark all of your items so that you can get them back when others decide to claim them as their own (Christian K. or C. Wilson, 'cause he will say something is his, if someone asks). I have black sharpie marks on all my pencils.

Tip: Always have unhealthy/decent/sweet tasting food to trade with, but keep the ones you want close or
they will be stolen.

Trick: If you have a peelable fruit, put the peals in peoples back packs, its funny when they open their bag and find a bunch of orange peels.

Tip: Don't bring an object that could be turned into a weapon, or everyone will attack you with it until the weapon is gone.

Trick: Sit at the end of the table. This will keep you out of the way of most flying objects. This still probably wouldn't have helped Kt... she was a magnet for anything flying through the air, or Esther, she also is the magnet of this year.

Trick: Don't give ANY item to Will, it WILL turn into a weapon somehow...( It's true, it will.)

Tip: Try not to fall asleep... people will do evil things to you, or laugh at you, and you'll miss part of the lecture......Silly Wesley.

Trick: Keep something in your hand to keep your mind busy, whether it may be a small eraser, play dough, an eraser, a pencil, a pen, a small insignificant toy; or you could always pay attention to the lecture :P

Tip: Try not to get in a fight with Will, Your shins WILL thank you later. :)

Tip: Don't let any of your items out of your sight. . . it will get snatched and magically moved to the other side of the table.

Trick: Keep Your items close, and keep your eyes on Caleb, Will, Kerilynn, and on occasion Benny, AND Wesley.

Tip: Always carry a spare can of Lysol.....It will help you in two ways: (1) Destroys all sicknesses and (2) it will protect you from any unwanted company, but DON'T GIVE IT TO DANIEL OR CHRISTIAN!!!.....you will regret it.

Trick: Tip: Trick: If you want to get back at people, snatch all their books at lunch and hide them all over the room premises city. :)      :O      O.O     [].[]

Tip: Keep your arms covered when you are near Wesley or Wesley, Caleb or Will, or Sophie......they will sharpie you.

Trick: during the 10 minute break, you can get your food into a position closer to the microwave, and then when everyone else goes to get their food from the fridge you can get in line 1st. I've only done this a couple times.

Tip: Try not to mention when your birthday is, 'cause you will get birthday spankings, unless, of course, your birthday is during the summer, like mine is :)

Thursday, January 20, 2011

Friends are fun... :)

          We all know that doing things with friends is a lot more fun than doing the same things alone. Or at least most of the time year decade that seems to be the case. I thought it would be fun to make a little list....

Watching movies.
When I'm watching a movie by myself, it can be one of the most boring things ever, but get my friends with me, and we have a blast. Instead of being bored with the movies, we have several other reactions. One of us might get confused at something (left) while 2 of us might find it funny and start going crazy or ROFLing and crying because it hurts so bad (Center), and one of us might not find it funny at all (right), which actually ends up making whatever we were laughing at all the more funny. 
(the above pictures depict watching movies at 3:00 am)

Playing Board Games

Playing Slug Bug

Plotting and Scheming
This term refers to the act of the other authors, and myself, planning a sort of party or event together. We do our best to include everyone but tend to leave out those that actually have jobs (myself and Author William).  sadly, some of us miss out on the parties occasionally because work or other plans get in the way. Plus, to add to that, I live in Tigard, making it close to impossible to celebrate with my friends, considering that they live thousands of miles away in the Mines of Moriah.....or somewhere like that. So I resort to partying with other friends (besides the three other authors), like my brother Benny D.

The parties tend to consist of Munchkin, Xbox gaming, bad jokes...REALLY BAD JOKES, old puns, not enough Doritos, late nights, duck hunt games, music, and screaming... lots and lots of screaming....with cheese.

Hopefully, one of the other authors will make a Paint Comic Strip to go along with this section so I do not have to. Eat apples, lots and lots of apples... Kiwano Melons!

Drawing evil/scary faces >:)
Mr. Ginny Piggy, Mr. Pickle, evil coffee mug, and evil bunny. 

Going to school
Could you even imagine going to a school and not having any friends there? I couldn't... in fact I remember how boring homeschooling was at times... hours sitting at the table.... working on homework endlessly... But now! Oh man... you would not believe how fun going to school is. Take the above scary pictures for example... those were drawn during a break :D Going to school with many of your best friends leads to some crazy stories... like people getting locked into dark closets, eating odd food combinations for the heck of it(like Cheetos and pudding), and randomly finding orange peels in your backpack(Heheheheheheheheheheh). 

And, you all should listen to this, because this is brought up a lot at this school.

Writing in a blog
I hope you all are enjoying the blog so far even though it's only the second post! I sure hope the others don't continue to refuse to cross out what I say. Apparently they think it's good all by itself and shouldn't be crossed out. I think Daniel only crossed out "time" in the beginning to make me happy. So far writing in this blog has been really fun though, and I hope it's fun for you as well :) So go peel an orange, eat it and find Caleb Wilson's school bag and stick the peels in there.

Monday, January 10, 2011

The School Year has Started!

      So, as the kick-off of both the Blog and the new school hell school term, we need to make a way to be able to indicate who each of us are! That is, the authors, so you know exactly where and who the jokes are coming from. We came up with the idea of separate colors for each of us, For Wesley (myself) I'm Red. Benny, Is Blue. William, Is Green. And we're not sure what color Daniel is gonna be. . .And, Daniel Is gonna be Purple. Along with those antics being thrown around, we'll also be editing the posts before they get published and putting in little jokes between the lines. If one of us has our words with a strike-through that means one of us edited it and replaced it with something of our own. So, there's never going to be anything deleted, only edited with the strike-through. And even as we speak, this post is being edited by one of the four authors of the apocalypse What? what does apocalypse have to do with this?? . . (Wesley doesn't  does know what he's talking about, but just doesn't understand Daniel, and why he is adding weird stuff..  You would have to have seen this one painting from our Art History Class to know where that comes from ( It's called The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse). Maybe you have no idea (and they don't), so never mind, go eat an apple... or an orange... or... a Kiwano Melon (Look below)..or a fat tender, juicy sack of sauce steak.....you know it looks good. 

This looks like it has Jello on the inside. Mm mmm  good!

     You can expect close to weekly posts from us--here on the blog--and plenty of humor, information, entertainment and more no more, just that! You can always expect friends to have a blast (when together whenever) so do not think it is impossible for it to happen on a blog! I have two things to say: I'm in no way totally The Brain (Like Laura suggested) and my writing, is likely to be struck-through. Just for the heck of it!

PS - Wes is not using the strike-throughs correctly, I thought of the strike-throughs, so shuddup be nice Not allowed to Strike-through something of yours that's been struck-through . . . wait.... :P. and Laura is an unreliable Reliable source for intel.

     On another note, off the subject of Daniel, I hope you all will find this blog very funny and interesting, because that's just what we want it to be. Enjoy. Will does not read the posts very well, because if he did, he would have seen that I've already did not said say that stuff. No you didn't, you were just saying what people can expect from our blog. I was saying what we hope they will think of our blog! It was a good closing sentence! And to end this post, Will and Wes don't do know how to use the strike-throughs correctly, but Daniel is just picky. The End. Fin. O.O   ^_^   d-_-b (listening to music)