The Story That Will Never End

Once upon a time, in a land far far away, there was a boy named Bob. Bob was secretly a big red bear who liked to go around and grief people, because, like all other big red bears, Bob was a troublemaker. One day, Bob came across a slice of pie hanging from a branch, and like all slices of pie hanging from a branch it was a trap. But sadly there was no Admiral Ackbar there to save him and Bob, being a bear, loved pie and involuntarily grabbed the slice. The next thing he knew, he had been beamed onto an alien ship, with a collection of other various animals from all over the world.